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She is a Daddy's Girl, she loves Bud no matter how much he fails at everything.
She has short blonde hair and is overweight. She wears a purple dress with pink sleeves and a pink flower in her hair.
Gert is a fat, gluttonous beauty pageant star. Her overeating and favoring of junk food gives her diabetes. However, instead of putting a stop to it, her father promotes this behavior, since being a fat beauty pageant star is the only real accomplishment any of his children have made, making her Bud's proudest creation.
- She is a parody of the former child beauty pageant Honey Boo Boo.
- Her accent appears to be Southern, which her siblings do not speak with, She might possibly be adopted or was a foster child. This is supported by her being the only blonde haired kid, raised by two parents with brown and red hair.
- She sold her soul for the ability to control fire (Wildfire).
- She is a schizophrenic, who has voices in her head that tell her to kill people (American Doll).
- She was born with a disease called "Down's-The-Middle Syndrome", meaning that when she was born, she was vertically cut in half (J.C. Strikes).