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Gert Buckwald
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Gert
Full name

Gertrude Buckwald

Last Reported Age

5

Primary Employment

Preschool student

Relatives

Bud Buckwald (father)
Janice Buckwald (mother)
Sanford Buckwald (older brother)
Becky Buckwald (older sister)

Played by

Missi Pyle

Gertrude "Gert" Buckwald is the youngest child of Bud and Janice Buckwald. She is a beauty pageant princess and owns a pig named Mr. Sparkles.

BiographyEdit

She is a Daddy's Girl, she loves Bud no matter how much he fails at everything.

AppearanceEdit

She has short blonde hair and is overweight. She wears a purple dress with pink sleeves and a pink flower in her hair.

PersonalityEdit

Gert is a fat, gluttonous beauty pageant star. Her overeating and favoring of junk food gives her diabetes. However, instead of putting a stop to it, her father promotes this behavior, since being a fat beauty pageant star is the only real accomplishment any of his children have made, making her Bud's proudest creation.

TriviaEdit

  • She is a parody of the former child beauty pageant Honey Boo Boo.
  • Her accent appears to be Southern, which her siblings do not speak with, She might possibly be adopted or was a foster child. This is supported by her being the only blonde haired kid, raised by two parents with brown and red hair.
  • She sold her soul for the ability to control fire (Wildfire).
  • She is a schizophrenic, who has voices in her head that tell her to kill people (American Doll).
  • She was born with a disease called "Down's-The-Middle Syndrome", meaning that when she was born, she was vertically cut in half (J.C. Strikes).